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    nice jokes

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    nice jokes

    مُساهمة من طرف angel في الجمعة يونيو 26, 2009 1:13 pm


    BOY : May I hold your hand?

    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.



    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??

    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??



    GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.

    BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple



    BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!

    GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??




    MAN : You remind me of the sea.

    WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?

    MAN : NO, because you make me sick.



    WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear

    and comes out of the other.

    HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both

    ears and comes out of the mouth.



    MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What

    do u think,

    Peter?

    PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.





    1) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun

    or the moon?"

    Pupil : "The moon".

    Teacher : "Why?"

    Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need

    it but the sun gives us light only in the day time

    when we don't need it".



    2) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on

    talking when people are no longer interested?"

    Pupil : "A teacher".



    3) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"

    Customer : "What other colors do you have?"



    4) My father is so old that when he was in school,

    history was called current affairs.



    5) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"

    Sam : "It's a family tradition".

    Teacher : "What do you mean?"

    Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father

    is a teacher".

    Teacher : "What about your mother?"

    Sam : "She's a woman".



    6) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father

    that I've failed?"

    David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,

    past year's performance repeated".



    7) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a

    donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be

    showing?"

    Student : "Brotherly love".



    Cool Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say

    prayers before eating?"

    Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good

    cook".



    9) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering

    doctor?"

    Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show

    that nine out of ten people die of the disease you

    have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others

    all died".



    10) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of

    COINCIDENCE? "

    One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married

    on the same day and at the same time."



    11) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped

    down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.

    Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"

    One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."


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    رد: nice jokes

    مُساهمة من طرف jaser في الجمعة يونيو 26, 2009 3:47 pm

    hahahahahahahaha مشجع

    very funny jokes i liked them so much especially the the
    jokes about the girls and that the talk a lot nice topic good jop
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    مُساهمة من طرف lover في الجمعة يونيو 26, 2009 7:18 pm

    jaser كتب:hahahahahahahaha مشجع

    very funny jokes i liked them so much especially the the
    jokes about the girls and that the talk a lot nice topic good jop

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